Collected here are scenes from the aptly-titled Chi Chi LaRue homage Hail Caesar and Josh Eliot’s Voyager. The star certainly went on to bigger and better projects, but his early flicks showcase him quite well. If you’ve never experienced his mind blowing smile, wicked body, make-me-weak tats, tongue piercing (since removed), delectable penis (still intact) or winning personality in person, this is the next best thing. We simply love the dude; you will too.